From the Mouths of Babes

April 22, 2009 - 11:45 am No Comments

Cute Little Things that Riley’s been doing lately:

I was measuring a picture frame and Riley runs up to me and says “Wiley Twy!” I hand the measuring tape to him and he goes over to the coffee table and starts measuring it while singing the theme to Handy Manny.  “Hop. up. jump. in.” (In case you don’t know, Handy Manny is a cartoon handyman that fixes everything using his friends, the tools.)

During a storm I tried explaining lightning and thunder to Riley.  He now calls lightning “flashlight” and thunder “big boom”.  Then after he says those (and a combination of other baby burble I don’t understand) he says “Scary Tweeeeees” and makes branches out of his fingers and puts his hands by his forehead.

Riley just found out he can double his enjoyment in life by crossing his eyes.  So if he comes to you and proclaims that he has two mommies or two daddies just look at his eyes and don’t be alarmed.  And yes, it was very weird for us before we noticed his inwardly focused pupils.

One of Riley’s favorite videos is the Backyardagains episode where the characters chase a dragon egg (Eggburt) until it hatches into a dragon and breaks into his favorite song ever towards the end.  At the playground yesterday we were playing with a ball which I threw at Riley who was at the top of the playground.  The ball hit the side of the wall, bounced down each step and slid down the slide opposite Riley.  He chased it all the way down the playground and at the end he said “Eggburt!”.  It really was just like a scene from that show.

We arrived at McDonald’s and walk into the playplace.  Riley immediately says at the top of his lungs, “Hi, I’m your best friend Riley” and commences the fun.

Nostalgia On Video

April 21, 2009 - 10:45 am No Comments

Came across these videos today on an old backup DVD.  Reminded me of how good life is, thought I’d share.

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My First Game of Halo With Riley

April 19, 2009 - 1:31 pm No Comments

Holy crap I have to blog this.

For the first time ever Riley and I sat down and played a game of halo together!  It was Shotty Snipe on The Pit (with infinite ammo so he can keep commenting about the fire coming out of the sniper rifle’s barrel).  Anway, on to the point of me blogging this…We were taking turns dying, which for Riley’s turn means me jumping around where he’s looking up at the ceiling until his shots happen in time with my jumps and I die (AKA he “kills the monster”).

Well, when the time came for his third kill on me, I walked towards him on the map and at the EXACT moment I stepped in front of him he threw a plasma grenade and stuck me in the face!!!  I couldn’t believe it.  I think he also no scoped me a couple of times later on in the game. He had a blast and so did I!

Here’s to many more games and fun times with you Riley.

MLG Meadowlands Trip

April 15, 2009 - 6:10 pm No Comments

April 3rd, 2009 marks the day I became or at the very least realized I had become a super ultra major mega nerd.  That’s right, I attended and thoroughly enjoyed the Major League Gaming (MLG) Pro Halo 3 multiplayer tournament held at the Meadowlands in New Jersey.  I was invited by probably the only great friend I’ve had since high school (besides the female one I married) Danny Tribbitt.

Friday morning we rendezvoused at the Tribbitt household to set up the Xbox360 and monitor in Danny’s mustang.  Then we drove to York, PA to pick up James at school.  Once we had James we fired up the Xbox and began relentlessly slaying each other, totally ignoring the person taking us to the event.  Haha, that sounds way harsher than it really was.  Danny was rooting us on the whole way.  Actually at one point James and I were 49 to 49 and in our final fire-fight when the screen went black and we realized we were “suddenly” at a gas station in South Jersey and Danny was refueling the car.  Haha, good times.

Once we got there I looked up from the screen and said “Look at all these nerds…” then resumed playing Halo in the car.  Oh, the irony.  The scene there was pretty crazy considering that video games have absolutely no good to offer the world.  I mean I enjoy playing semi-seriously on my seldom down time to relax, but to quote MAD TV, this was a “whole notha level”.  I was awesome seeing the hundreds of Xbox360’s linked up like one huge LAN party.  And watching the pro’s play is something special.

Anyway, I loved it. Pictures on my facebook. Thanks for the experience Danny!

Movie Day With My First Boy

March 29, 2009 - 12:07 pm 2 Comments

I think I’ve been looking forward to today more than he has.  This most likely due to the fact that you just can’t give a two-year-old that much of a warning that something fun is “coming soon”.  They just don’t understand why they can’t have it now… you know.

Anyway, yesterday a new movie “Monster vs. Aliens” came out and today Riley and I went to go see it!  We had a great time and for nostalgic purposes I’m blogging about it.  When we were walking up to the actual theatre the first thing he said was “Monster’s castle!”.  I love the way his little brain works.  He draws his own conclusions based on the knowledge he possess.  Adults do the same but its just cute how new and innocent he is to the world.  It’s a completely different viewpoint.

We actually got there late but luckily there was another show in 20 minutes later than the one we planned on seeing so we got tickets for that one.  Riley wasn’t feeling too good so he wasn’t really feeling the candy or popcorn.  The soda though, he was all over.  We made it a little over half way through the movie when he started saying “Get out of here”. Haha.  There was too much dialog and plot building and not enough action.  So we ended up leaving which is totaly fine by me, I mean it was his little day so I’m up for whatever.  We left out the exit doors by our theatre which turned out to be the opposite side of the building from where we parked.  No biggie though, Riley loves the outdoors.  Actually the best part of the whole thing was while we were walking back to our van I said “I love you Riley” to which he replied after a moment of silence “I love you daddy”.  It was the most sincere I love you I’ve ever recieved from him.  Good day.

I Challenge You To Make A Bigger .TIFF File.

February 6, 2009 - 1:09 pm No Comments

Is this too big to email?

Guitar Speed Boat

January 28, 2009 - 1:14 pm No Comments

Genius. Pure genius. Now make the flying vee plane!

Good AE Tutorials

January 27, 2009 - 4:42 pm No Comments

DO IT: http://www.artbeats.com/podcast

It’s not every day you come across worthy AE tuts.  This site is worth bookmarking fellow mographers!  It’s hosted by Steve Holmes, the Creative Director from Energi Design.  The tuts are setup in partnership with Artbeats so in every tutorial he gives you a great technique on how to creatively use their beautiful footage.

Definitely worth checking out.

Track Santa on His Route via Google!

December 17, 2008 - 12:29 pm 2 Comments

This is very interesting.

For more than 50 years, NORAD and its predecessor, the Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD) have tracked Santa’s Christmas Eve flight.

The tradition began in 1955 after a Colorado Springs-based Sears Roebuck & Co. advertisement for children to call Santa misprinted the telephone number. Instead of reaching Santa, the phone number put kids through to the CONAD Commander-in-Chief’s operations “hotline.” The Director of Operations at the time, Colonel Harry Shoup, had his staff check radar for indications of Santa making his way south from the North Pole. Children who called were given updates on his location, and a tradition was born. To listen to Colonel Shoup talk about the experience, click here.

In 1958, the governments of Canada and the United States created a bi-national air defense command for North America called the North American Aerospace Defense Command, also known as NORAD. NORAD inherited the tradition of tracking Santa.

Since that time, NORAD men, women, family and friends have selflessly volunteered their time to personally respond to Christmas Eve phone calls and emails from children. In addition, we now track Santa using the internet. Last year, millions of people who wanted to know Santa’s whereabouts visited the NORAD Tracks Santa website.

Finally, media from all over the world rely on NORAD as a trusted source to provide Christmas Eve updates on Santa’s journey.

So this year on Google Earth and Google online maps you can track Santa’s Christmas Eve route live! You can bet your apples I will be checking in on Santa and his astounding task of reaching every child in the world in one night!

For more info click here.

Cures For A Lean Purse

December 12, 2008 - 12:28 pm 2 Comments

Last Monday on the way back from my teaching job Andy noticed I had the audiobook “The Richest Man in Babylon” on my iPod.  He suggested we listen to it and we did for the rest of our trip.  It was first published in the 20’s I believe so the way they speak is very interesting.  But what I found more interesting was the information in which was presented.  The basic premise of the book is this.

Two friends talk about how they have sought to be, and have become very skilled at their professions. They couldn’t work any harder or better yet they are still living “paycheck-to-paycheck” so to speak.  This conversation came about because they saw the richest man in Babylon ride by in his chariot and began wondering what he knew that they did not.

I won’t ruin it for you in case you want to read it (I definitely recommend it) but I will tell you the 7 principles that are within it’s pages.

7 Cures For A Lean Purse:

FIRST CURE: Start thy purse to fattening.

The stream of money that flows into and out of one’s life is immense. Wealth and security can be secured from it, but only if portions of that stream are diverted. Time and again, the book’s “enlightened” characters stress saving at least ten percent of your income every month, without fail. Accomplish this by setting aside that ten percent before all other expenses are considered.

“But when I began to take out from my purse but nine parts of the ten I put in,” Arkad said, “it began to fatten. So will thine.”

SECOND CURE: Control thy expenditures.

The amount of money a person makes is important, but it is secondary to the degree to which that person controls his expenses.   Budget and plan your expenses earnestly. Demand value for the dollars you spend.

“That what each of us calls our ‘necessary expenses’ will always grow to equal our incomes unless we protest to the contrary,” Arkad stated.   “Confuse not the necessary expenses with thy desires.”

THIRD CURE: Make thy gold multiply.

Three words:   interest, interest, interest. Take care to see that all saved monies are kept in the highest-yield interest-bearing accounts available. If you have the experience and education to do so, invest a portion of your money by other means, always striving to create a reasonable risk/reward ratio.

“A man’s wealth is not in the coins he carries in his purse; it is the income he buildeth. That is what thou desireth:   an income that continueth to come whether thou work or travel.”

FOURTH CURE: Guard thy treasures from loss.

Forget about gunning for those astronomical returns promised by market gurus and their “hot tips.” And don’t bother with those wacky startup businesses you see boxed in the classified ads, either. If you’re going to take risks and invest your money, then make sure you have the education to know how to guard and protect your assets. Only you can keep your best interests at the forefront. Your savings control your future; treat them like it.

“The first sound principle of investment is security for thy principal.   The penalty of risk is probable loss.   Study carefully, before parting with thy treasure, each assurance that it may be safely reclaimed.   Be not misled by thine own desires to make wealth rapidly.”

FIFTH CURE: Make of thy dwelling a profitable investment.

In most cases, home ownership — even when financing is included — is preferable to renting. At some point, the mortgage payments will end, and ownership will be achieved. There is no ownership for the renter … ever.

“Thus come many blessings to the man who owneth his own house. And greatly will it reduce his cost of living, making available more of his earnings for pleasures and the gratification of his desires.”

SIXTH CURE: Insure a future income.

The future cannot be known, but preparations can be taken to assure a certain level of financial safety. Whether this is done via a strict savings plan, outside insurance, or a combination of both, one must be careful to provide for the wellness of himself and his loved ones in later years. Disability and untimely death have caught and ruined families and their finances since time immemorial.

“No man can afford not to insure a treasure for his old age and the protection of his family, no matter how prosperous his business and investments may be.”

SEVENTH CURE: Increase thy ability to earn.

Last among Clason’s “cures” is action taken to increase one’s earnings. Acquire education, experience, and confidence in yourself, and use these things to improve your income. You might begin a second, part-time job, or simply freelance your abilities in your spare time. Whatever you do, never underestimate the opportunity to turn a favorite hobby or skill (woodworking, photography, home decorating, cooking, etc.) into extra income.

“The more of wisdom we know, the more we may earn. The man who seeks to learn more of his craft shall be richly rewarded. Cultivate thy own powers, study and become wiser, become more skillful, and act as to respect thyself.”

The second cure is not an easy thing to master. In the book he talks about how over a persons lifespan an enormous amount of money passes through their hands.  Lets just say I earn $40K from the time I’m 30 years old to the time I’m 70. That’s approx. $1.6M that’s passed through my hands!  And it’s the equivalent of a mighty tasty, three-layer, cream-frosted-with-a-cherry-on-top Financial Cake.

And everybody wants a piece:

Mortgage companies.
Automakers.
Auto-finance companies.
Credit-card companies.
Cable TV companies.
Satellite TV companies.
Cell-phone companies.
Long-distance phone companies.
Utilities.
Retailers.
Grocers.
Fast-food restaurants.
Slow-food restaurants.
Doctors.
Lawyers.
Hollywood.
Record companies.
Magazines.

Discipline. It’s a hard thing but if one can manage it, the possibilites are endless.